Cleveland Rocks!

I won't even waste your time with words.



Which just begs the question: Why do Clevelanders put up with such nonsense? Right, Lebron James has brought home an NBA runner up trophy. Strangely, that's how it's preferred, because in Cleveland, as most people know, first is worst, and second is best. It's the same reason the Indians let the Florida Marlins win the World Series in 1997. (Or maybe they were just distracted.) And why they're content being the second best franchise in the NFL to have played in Cleveland. It really all makes sense.

If that doesn't get you to on the next flight to Cleveland. Certainly, this video will.



Or perhaps this one?



In all fairness to the City of Cleveland, I hear their steamers are wonderful. As an added bonus, they haven't set any bodies of water on fire for 40 years.